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[highcostofliving]

I get that this is a curse, a silly one.  Please, if you have some restraint try licking one of these or these instead? Yours free. No trick.

Why? Simple enough, I don't think people should be licked if they aren't up for it. Dying is enough. Really. After all of that Halloween celebrating, I think that the candy would be a better option. More satisfying if I can put in my two cents.

If you choose to disregard me entirely, remember if this curse comes around again you'll be free game if it is meant to be.

Comments

[lyra-of-dust.livejournal.com]

Really?

Uh... thank you, ma'am.

[highcost-living.livejournal.com]

Yep. You heard right.

You're welcome.

[commieleon.livejournal.com]

Well, that's nice of you.

Assuming those aren't poisoned.

[highcost-living.livejournal.com]

I think it is nice if you'll take the exchange. Especially since all of them are already made. Shame that they would go to waste, hm?

[commieleon.livejournal.com]

And you don't want anything in return, either?

[highcost-living.livejournal.com]

I didn't say that. I want people to stop licking the dead.

[commieleon.livejournal.com]

Oh, well... It's too late for me, unfortunately, I've already made a fool of myself like that today.

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

[voice post]

I'll be happy to take all that candy off your hands.

[highcost-living.livejournal.com]

What about everyone else?

[barnabasdog.livejournal.com]

[voice post]

They're busy practicing cannibalism.

[reginagloriae]

Gee... I totally missed the curse, that explains the random biting incident among the Lux patrons.

[highcost-living.livejournal.com]

People who died tasted like sugar.

[reginagloriae]

Should insert the joke where babies taste like chicken. That doesn't excuse people to bite or lick each other. It's still gross.

[warconductor.livejournal.com]

Disregard you entirely?

That seems a foolish thing.

[highcost-living.livejournal.com]

In the long run, it isn't smart. Some people have to learn the hardway.

[warconductor.livejournal.com]

Oh, indeed, Frauline. Immortality is, after all, something of a myth. Nothing lasts forever.

[machi-tobaye.livejournal.com]

I love Tori Amos!

[highcost-living.livejournal.com]

I do too!